Posts Tagged ‘Angry of Mayfair’

MRRRRRRRRRRRAT!!!!:

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Of course being Miss Tammy, this is all in best PAH-SIBLE taste.

But knowing the delicate sensibilites of some of the readers, and those who like clockwork effuse “That’s not funny at all!!”, i have in a most responsible manner issued a preemptive “Angry Of Mayfair”. That’s me really, it’s all about tasteful, responsible, non chaffing, safe and form fitting blogging.

STEP UP AND TAKE A BOW .. WE HAVE OUR ‘ANGRY OF MAYFAIR’ AWARD OF THE WEEK, AND SHE JUST SCRAPED IN ON FRIDAY NIGHT, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE PLEASE FOR THE MYSTERIOUS ‘MAY’ (I KNOW IT’S NOT MAY PANG, SHE IS OF COURSE A LOVELY LADY AND A FRIEND):

Friday, August 13th, 2010

Oh dear, one of our readers has taken to heart one of the ‘Mrrrrrrrrat!’ series of photo’s that featured Linda. The poor deluded thing, perhaps it’s something lost in the ether world of the language barrier, but i throw down the gauntlet to the mysterious May to offer us up her efforts (i’m assuming it is a she, but hey .. this is a place where that is a very fluid concept) of what she has done more than this blog, to spread the love, joy, fun, appreciation, principles, and ideals of Linda.

“I’ve just sent this to MPL and Paul McCartney. I think they all like your humour used with our dear sadly dead Linda. For sure Paul will be happy with this and specially with you and the way you use his lovely Linda’s image. Probably he or his brother in law gives you more photographs of Linda for doing the same thing you did here. Ow! And don’t forget to post here the note from Eastman Lawyers you’ll receive probably too.

Congratulations!”

And so drum roll please .. for the ‘Angry of Mayfair’ award of the week!.

RED AND BLUE CAN KISS MY POO (SAID IN A STEWIE GIFFIN VOICE):

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

And so the great Rock and Roll Swindle continues, with the announcement that Apple are reissuing the Red and Blue cd’s in October remastered, YAAAAAAWWWWN, meanwhile numerous cool and worthy projects lie on the shelves at Apple HQ gathering dust, as the Fab’s and their company screw, and wring, more money out of the fan’s for mere morsels, kiss my pert sweet puckered ass Apple, you’re not getting a cent out of me for these suckers.

In an act of twisted self abuse, and to show that like some of our more unhinged, and somewhat unstable readers, i’m not immune to admitting my own extreme feelings, by awarding myself my very own DOUBLE ‘Angry of Mayfair’ award.

THIS WEEKS ‘ANGRY OF MAYFAIR’ AWARD GOES TO .. :

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

“Milly ..
I would send many beautiful pics of John but you would fill them probably with silly words like ffffrrrrrraaaaattttt and all that kind of stupid things you call “Humor” so I do not send them. That is the price you must pay for mixing the lovely photographs of The Beatles and your non-sense thinkings. Byyyyeeeeeeee.”

PAUL BUSTED SCRATCHING HIS NUTS:

Friday, June 11th, 2010

MRRRRRRAT! (RINGO ESCAPES A DUTCH OVEN BY GEORGE)

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010