“I am Paul, King of the Mullet, i rein over Mulletopia, for as far as the eye can see, no Man, Woman, child or beast, shall be adorned with a mullet as grand as this. Bow before me Mullet Minions”.

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22 Responses to “MULLETOPIA:”

  1. Chris says:

    This photo should be titled PAUL THE MUPPET!!!
    I have to admit, this is the most unique and disturbing Paul photo I have ever seen. LOL

  2. Kwai Chang says:

    “Letter B”…(let it be)
    king james and the book of judas

  3. hey you says:

    that mullet. horrible.

  4. Ken Wood says:

    That`s not Paul, it`s Paul`s long forgotten cousin Jack. He is the black sheep of the family and everybody is too embarrased to mention him but he lives in trailor park and is actually a nice and funny bloke. Just make sure to take some sixpacks with you when you visit him. Don`t worry too much about his dogs – they look mean but mostly just want to play. Just don`t try to wake him up before noon.

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  6. lizzie says:

    i’m speechless!

  7. Sara says:

    Wow…that does not look like Paul McCartney. That looks like some guy I just saw at Wal-mart!

  8. Kwai Chang says:

    Mole Of Kintyre

  9. Aeolian Cadence says:

    Oh, Paul. Honey. Come over here and let me shave that horrid mustache right off your face. Really I think the mustache is the bigger horror here … though that hair … oh dear.

  10. princess stephanie says:

    @ken: hilarious !!!

  11. Lee says:

    HAHAHA. I think that is as bad as Paul has ever looked.


  12. Sailor Sam :D says:

    Oh, yeah. The mustache is the worst part, here. *sigh* But I still love him.

  13. Rachel says:

    Oh boy… thats bad.

  14. Ishie says:

    Hmmm … he resembles Harry Shearer’s character Derek Smalls in ‘This is Spinal Tap’ …

  15. Susan says:

    LOL for ’bout 15 minutes!

  16. Cara says:

    @ Ishie … you nailed it!!

  17. BLJ says:

    Too, too too funny. That’s the Paul that I love, always clowning around.

  18. Karen says:

    mullet aside, I wanna kiss his nipples.

  19. Diann says:

    @ Ishie, I was thinking the exact same thing…..

  20. Tayler says:

    I’m with Karen on this one!

  21. Dorie says:

    Compare him to the picture where he’s standing with Linda against the tree trunk same year, and they’re holding the award for Band on the Run. He looks exactly the same. Compare eyebrows, etc.

  22. Julia S. says:

    Lol, Paul’s trying to be Lemmy! XD ♥

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