And a happy new year to everyone!. What better way to bring in the new year than how i plan to continue it, with a tasteless, purile, childish, idiotic greeting of flatus.
Thanks to everyone who sent messages and gifts over the holiday season, i read, welcomed, and cherished each one. I’ve drawn a line under 2012, and i really do feel 2013 is onward and upward.
I’m away on summer vacation at the moment, after an incident with a damp and funky gusset, i have a rash that is benefiting from me having my legs elevated, bathed in the rays of the sun. Fear not, all is well, and i’ll be back posting a lot more when i get home, and I’ve wiped the last smear of Calamine lotion away from my nethers.