37 Responses to “Castaway.”

  1. Kwai Chang says:

    Napolennon BoneApart Quixote
    (the Spaniard from Liddypool)
    In search of the water loo of youth de leon

  2. Nick_L says:

    Very Peter Sellers

  3. Alex of Bronx says:

    From HELP right ?

  4. Lizzie says:

    No Alex, from a trip to – I believe – Tahiti with Cyn, George and Pattie.

  5. Michael says:

    My name’s Betty!

  6. Alex of Bronx says:

    Tks Lizzie.
    Wow Tahiti that is on my bucket list………

  7. Tammy says:

    Yep, the Australian Woman’s Weekly had a report, complete with some great photos. John and George also made a short film of the trip, some of which can been seen in Anthology.

  8. stephenmcg says:

    As Nick L says,very P Sellers,when younger I thought they were maybe similar,not realising PS didnt write,how far apart they became by Twickenham,january 69.

  9. Kwai Chang says:

    Peter Sellers is an intellectual peer of the group.
    (he’s much more than a ‘clue…so’)
    his affluence was more an act than anything ‘grand’
    Wit and humor aren’t genetic
    (he was Beatle material)

  10. Kwai Chang says:

    How I Won The Nativity…
    The day the Beatles were born, there were three figures upon on the hill…
    Baltazar, Melchior…and Tammy!
    They had brought tea and jam butties for the group
    and everyone sang praise and regained hope.
    It was ragged and naive…it was Heaven.
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    Thank you Tammy…and, Crimble maybe

  11. Kwai Chang says:

    Bethlehem (Bethl le hem)
    Beatle The Hymn

    “We’re more popular than Christmas”

  12. Kwai Chang says:

    (more) ‘Verifried hissstory’:
    And, so the Queen of sPAIN took Amerigo Vespucci’s advice and hired his friend, Christojohn Colennon(pronounced Johnprel Ludinnon) to make the journey across the Reeferbahn in search of the lost galleon…’The Ringo’.
    Somehow, a toilet seat assaulted the young captain…a left turn was made at Greenland…and, you know the rest…
    Happy New Year!

  13. Kwai Chang says:

    FAME makes a man think things over
    White StarBlack Star

    R.I.P. DavidRobertJones(Bowie)

  14. Kwai Chang says:

    No, wait…
    it’s really Moreman Mollusk
    “In Search Of The (ever-elusive)West-End Paidbill Plaidypuss”
    Tomorrow night on BBC2
    (Following Birdwatching With Ringo)

  15. Kwai Chang says:

    Heading West???
    “The Wig is flat and your ears will fall over the edge…” said Columbus
    “You’ll wear it anyway. This is for the sake of the colours AND the honor of the regiment” said The Queenita
    And, a happiness was upon the land for, the people all knew Christopher Columbus would eventually find…………………Ray Charles.
    “We won’t all be driving buses”
    (“Chris is gonna find Ray Charles”)

    Big feet???Big Socks!!!

  16. Kwai Chang says:

    He thought he was in the West Undies
    and immediately named the island Rub Her Sole.

  17. Kwai Chang says:

    Well…if he’s with Ginger and MaryAnn
    he’s no castaway…
    he’s HIDING!!!
    Besame mucho pina colada your hut or mine que can eat it carousel

  18. Kwai Chang says:

    …and, so the bartender says “yeah, we’ve got a drink named after you”.
    Then, the grasshopper says “oh, really? You have a Larry Evans???”
    (…you see, the grasshopper’s name was Larry Evans)
    (drumroll, cymbal crash)
    I’m hear all week
    (Try the veal)

  19. Kwai Chang says:

    (tough crowd)

  20. Kwai Chang says:

    “Perhaps, I will catch a bus back to Spain…
    I must give the Queen the bad news”
    …because the Spaniard knew had had really only discovered…

  21. Kwai Chang says:

    “how can you mean it?”
    I was only checking for a pulse…


  22. Kwai Chang says:

    Yo ho ho and a rottle of bum
    “requesting permission to bored!”
    and at that moment he realized
    this wasn’t the HMS Tremendous…
    the name on the bow said “The Hallucitania”
    where are we?

    (at the dentist)

  23. mcarp555 says:

    At times like this I realized mother was write; always wear clean underwear. However the looks I got from other drivers was enough to make you wonder bread. Still I felt that underneath it all was some stuff I couldn’t see, so that made it all alright. Later that day I turned the radio on and found that a survivor had been found from a pleasure cruise that had been lost for fifty years. A Mr. Gilliam had survived by cannibalism – the entire island was one giant pot farm and he was stoned all this time, thinking he was having wacky adventures with his fellow survivors (of which there were none).

    Moving on to whether, I see there will be some, with darkness forecast for tonight, followed by increasing light towards morning.

    Finally, AND from dyslexic rock stars is going to be cloned and mixed with frog cells to create a Jurassic Band. Fame fame fame fame; is it any wonder? That Irene Cara was not credited on the single? Davy Jones is now gone for the third (and last?) time… Miss him miss him miss him! And by Grapthar’s Hammer, it’s been a tough month. So long Glenn! Take it easy at last. We will indeed never be here again.

  24. Kwai Chang says:

    Very, very…clean
    I smell a stowaway
    you know while the cat’s away
    a castaway was seen
    beckoning the jetty
    and the girl named Betty
    confettied the vessel
    while everyone else sang
    “once there was a wave…
    to get back something
    in the wave she moves me”…
    The celebration had begun.

    Q- What was it that made them turn to cannibalism?
    A- Basically, they were very, very hungry

  25. Rori says:

    Hello dear Tammy. Hope all is well. Haven’t seen or heard nigh of you. If you’re off line mourning Bowie, totally understand.

  26. mcarp555 says:

    It’s been a hard day’s write
    but I wanna be a paper bag righter
    Saving up to bi some crows
    lift my head, I’m still yawing
    (all together now?)

    Some won, I think, was it mighty?
    I mean, it must be Hi and Lois
    And you’re making me feel like
    I’ve never been on

    So wot’s up w/you? You know my leg, look up the other
    Cannibals, cannibals, everywhere, I can’t forget their wave
    But if I ever see another cannibal…

  27. Kwai Chang says:

    Where is Tammy?
    Moon over my hammy…
    I bet she bought another bottle of “Damn!!!”
    (perfume for OzSummer…Awesomer)
    Draw your own conclusions…
    Last time this happened
    she was gone for 250 comments.
    This might take longer…
    “Butt, who’ll remember the buns?”
    Tie me tammyroo down sport…
    didgeridoo or didgeridon’t
    Shrimp on the bah-bee

  28. debjorgo says:

    I guess sooner or later you get tired of coconut banana pie.

  29. Kwai Chang says:

    Twenty thousand leagues beneath the waves
    The rare admiral ordered the the crew to surface
    but the ergot poisoning had already done its damage.
    They were too exhausted to hallucinate properly.
    The periscope on the main gable was jammed
    and the entire house was now resting on a sandbar just beyond the Brighton Pier. “The tide is high but I don’t think that will be enough to save the basement”. Of course, there never was a basement…then, a bag of nails was on fire and…
    He woke up on the beach near the sofa. He was covered in seaweed.
    Bystanders were ‘stern’ with him. “Turn off your submarine, relax and go to the dentist. It is not gummy”
    When he got to Brixton…he searched and searched…
    but, there was no Dr. Amok Nihil anywhere to be found.
    Moral of the story: If you can’t stay for the orgy, what makes you think your motor skills will let you drive a house?
    (but, that’s a question for another neighborhood)

  30. mcarp555 says:

    Attn: henry_the_horse: Can you please contact Axel at Apcor books ( He would like to pick your brain on some Fab info. Thank you.

    We return to our irregular broadcast day.

  31. Kwai Chang says:

    “If I were Britannia, I’d waive the rules” screamed Captain Rickets of the HMS Scurvy. They had reached their destination…Hamburg!
    “Get me to the Reeperbahn! I must visit Schlagers. I must hear Dennis O’dell. I must get dry-docked and have my barnacles scraped. I must turn left at Greenland”.
    The poor bastard mumbled incoherently until he lost consciousness…then, as he slumped to the floor, something fell from his hand. It was an empty Preludin bottle…500 count.
    He slept for 3 days and 4 nights and when he awoke, he kept counting to four in German, then say “sprechen de prelude, herr strube”
    Next stop…the Decca Islands!

  32. Kwai Chang says:

    “Beatle overBORED!!!”
    (go to the life raft…
    go to the life raft)
    I will not relent…I will find the Promised Sand

    Q- So what was it that made them turn to cannabisism?
    A- Basically, it was because it made them very, very hungry.

  33. Hope all is well Tammy. You are missed. Thank you for all you do

  34. Kathy says:

    Missing you Miss Tammy! I hope everything is alright!

  35. Sage Brush says:

    Ohhhhh……so that was it???!!!

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